Happy Birthday: Danny Cruz (22)
So I guess Danny has two middle names, Arthur and Quimby, which I find HILARIOUS because I used to play soccer with this kid whose last name was Quimby, but we called him Quiggles. I guess it's only funny because I'm thinking of Quiggles.
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| I googled "Quiggles" and this is what came up |
Danny is an American (woot woot) who plays winger for Houston Dynamo, which for the past two seasons has been competing with DC United as my favorite team in the MLS (but I am a redhead, so I take caution supporting a team that would have me wear orange)
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| You're cute, but orange is not |
Anyways, he played for Des Moines Menace in the USL, before getting drafted by the Dynamo in 2009
Another fun(ny) fact (to me anyways) is that he is only 5'8" SHORTSTACK, but was named the most popular player by the Houston Dynamo Girls (woop-de-do)
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| I guess their opinion DOES matter on something |
WHOA fun fact: He was on MADE on mtv to turn a "theatre geek" into a soccer player.
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| Maybe he can MAKE Holden into a man |
